dear magic bullet,
while your name makes it difficult for me to take you seriously, i feel apologies are in order. we've had quite a rocky relationship. we definitely did not understand each other upon our first meeting, as i was already partial to the more traditional blender. however, the more i get to know you, the more i learn to appreciate you. you have the uncanny ability to turn my food into liquid form... perfectly blending orange juice, bananas, and frozen berries... every.single.time.
so to you, dear blender-friend, i apologize. i wish i could take back the harsh words i threw at you at the beginning of our relationship. and that time i got frustrated with you and hit you against the counter. i'm sorry.
all my love,
kerri
2 comments:
i just read this like you were speaking it. i miss how you talk to inanimate objects. i like to think that the magic bullet forgives you and wants to give you a second chance as well. if i can be of any assistance to counsel your relationship with small appliances, let me know. i'm here to help :)
I like our bullet too! I find it works better if there is a little bit of liquid in whatever you're blending tho!
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